| We're sure each and every one of you have | | | | it. You have no observable talent. You can't |
| their own list of musicians who would qualify | | | | force people to buy your overpriced CD's. You |
| for this list. Here's our list of two top | | | | cannot get "angry" that your debut album sold |
| offenders to date:Ashlee Simpson - The crazy | | | | less copies than Waterworld did on DVD. If |
| hoe "cries" after the Super Bowl booing, and | | | | you are not good, people do not "HAVE to" buy |
| is relegated to blaming her band and | | | | your garbage. Retire from your "career" and |
| formulating some preposterous reasons why she | | | | stop mooching off of your goddamn parents' |
| had to lip synch her songs during that | | | | identities and money. I hear that Target is |
| Saturday Night Live episode. Note to Miss | | | | hiring. Here's the link: W.U. |
| Simpson: If PAYING FANS do not like the way | | | | |
| your wretched ass voice sounds at any given | | | | |
| moment, they are PERMITTED to boo you, | | | | |
| express frustration with you, and generally | | | | rights reserved. Content may not be |
| dislike you. IT'S THEIR RIGHT, they paid to | | | | duplicated without proper crediting. All |
| see your ass perform! It says so on the | | | | content is the original, registered |
| ticket Ash, have you ever read the backs of | | | | trademarked content of the aforementioned |
| the tickets Simpson? Didn't think so.Kelly | | | | websites, subsidiary companies of |
| Osbourne - Just because your dad used to be a | | | | IComplain.net. Unlawful use of this content |
| rocker doesn't mean you deserve to even get a | | | | will be prosecuted. |
| shot being one. But you did...and you blew | | | | |