| After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that | | | | Man :- 55 days |
| he has not been promoted, no transfer,no salary | | | | Manager :- OK! I do give you 15 days casual leave |
| increase no recommendation and that the Company is | | | | every year. Now remove that 15 days from the 55 |
| not doing any thing about it.So he decided to walk up | | | | days left. How many days do you have remaining? |
| to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging | | | | Man :- 40 days |
| greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. | | | | Manager :- OK! I do give you 35 days Annual leave |
| The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit | | | | every year. Now remove that 35 days from the 40 |
| down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for | | | | days left. How many days do you have remaining? |
| even one day. | | | | Man :- 5 days |
| The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager | | | | Manager :- Do you work on Holi ? |
| went on to explain. | | | | Man :- No sir! |
| Manager :- How many days are there in a year? | | | | Manager :- Do you come to work on Deepawali ? |
| Man :- 365 days and some times 366 | | | | Man :- No sir! |
| Manager :- how many hours make up a day? | | | | Manager :- So how many days are left? |
| Man :- 24 hours | | | | Man :- 3 days sir! |
| Manager :- How long do you work in a day? | | | | Manager :- Do you come to work on Republic Day |
| Man :- 8 hours a day. | | | | (National holiday )? |
| Manager :- So, what fraction of the day do you work | | | | Man :- No sir! |
| in hours? | | | | Manager :- So how many days are left? |
| Man :- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. | | | | Man :- 2 days sir! |
| 1/3(one third) | | | | Manager :- Do you work on Independence Day |
| Manager :- That is nice of you! What is one-third of | | | | (National holiday )? |
| 366 days? | | | | Man :- No sir! |
| Man :- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) | | | | Manager :- So how many days are left? |
| Manager :- Do you come to work on weekends? | | | | Man :- 1 day sir! |
| Man :- No sir | | | | Manager :- Do you work on Gandhi Jayanti (National |
| Manager :- How many days are there in a year that | | | | holiday )? |
| are weekends? | | | | Man :- No sir! |
| Man :- 52 Sundays equals to 52 days | | | | Manager :- So how many days are left? |
| Manager :- Thanks for that. If you remove 52 days | | | | Man :- None sir! |
| from 122 days, howmany days do you now have? | | | | Manager :- So, what are you claiming? |
| Man :- 70 days. | | | | Man :- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was |
| Manager :- OK! I do give you 15 days sick leave every | | | | stealing Company's money all these days.> |
| year. Now remove that 15 days from the 70 days left. | | | | Moral :- NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! |
| How many days do you have remaining? | | | | |