Brits Confused by the Kissing Conundrum

Brits Confused by the Kissing Conundrumarts or advertising a kiss may be the way to go, once
When to kiss, when not to kiss, how many kisses anda relationship exists.
who to? - the rise of the social kissing culture is getting4) Timing is everything - For many a social kiss later in
us confused in the workplace and beyondthe day feels more acceptable than in the morning - a
31 January 2007 - How well do you need to knowlittle like the first beer. Kissing at a 9am team meeting is
someone before you greet them with a kiss? Do younot recommended, but at a staff dinner in the evening
give one kiss, two, three or even four? What do youit may be appropriate, although be aware if you kiss a
do in a business meeting? Do you put lips to cheek orcouple of people you may need to keep going with all
go simply go 'mwouah' in their ear?of your colleagues.
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, kissing is5) Follow Other's Lead - If you're unsure about
on everyone's mind, but according to graduatewhether to kiss or not, be prepared that it may happen
recruitment company Pareto Law a growing numberand follow what others do. If someone moves in for
of Brits are getting increasingly confused by when toan 'air' kiss or two, don't back away, try to accept it as
kiss and when to stick with a polite 'hello' or a formalnaturally as possible.
hand shake.6) Who to kiss - This can be tricky, but as a general
"As a race Brits are generally quite conservative, butrule, if you've never met the person before don't kiss
the kissing culture has taken off over the last fewthem, especially if it is a work contact. If you know
years and is now causing great confusion in terms ofthem reasonably well you may want to give a light kiss
when to do it, when not to do it and how often to doin a social environment. If you know them very well
it," says Jonathan Fitchew, MD of Pareto Law.you can social kiss with ease.
"We're in a people business and advise thousands of7) How to Kiss - In Britain we tend not to actually
graduates every year on areas such as meetings,touch lips to the other person's cheek - instead we rub
interviews and presentations, but the one thing we allcheeks and kiss the air. While our European neighbours
struggle with is the etiquette that now surrounds socialmay find this a little strange, in a business environment
kissing. Unlike in France where kissing is part of ait's more acceptable than placing a smacker on the
culture built up over centuries we are just starting outcheek of a business partner or supplier.
and quite frankly we are on foreign soil. The following8) Be a Consistent Kisser - If you kiss someone on
rules are designed to give novice kissers a littleone occasion don't hold back the next time. They may
guidance in this social minefield."think they have offended you or developed some
Here are Pareto Law's tips for social kissingcontagious disease. This is complicated by the fact
etiquette…that the first kiss may have been at a dinner party and
1) In a Business Meeting - Stick with the hand shake -the next time you meet is at the Tesco's checkout,
even if you know one of the other people very well,which may not put you in the same kissing mood.
with others present it's better to keep things9) Never but Never on the Lips - There is nothing
professional and business-like.more disturbing than a social kiss that turns into a
2) One, two, three, or four? - In the UK it's generallysemi-snog, especially if you are the involuntary
one or two kisses, but this causes wide confusion -"snogee." Make sure the cheek is offered at a more
and many knocks to heads and noses. The bestacute angle to avoid such mouth-on-mouth action.
advice is to stick with one, although if you're overseas10) E-mail Kisses - The rise of the e-mail kiss - and the
it's worth knowing the local customs, for example insmiley face - has been felt by most people who use
the Netherlands three kisses are expected, while ine-mail. In the business environment it's not appropriate
Spain it's two kisses, with the right cheek first.to end an e-mail with a kiss when you're writing to any
3) Company Culture - much of the kissing confusionbusiness contact. If you know them very well and the
comes down to our culture, and in terms of business,e-mail is of a more personal nature, rather than
the corporate culture. More conservative fields such asprofessional, kisses can be good.
banking or manufacturing tend to be more comfortable/ends.
with a handshake, but in creative fields such as the